doomed from the start;

"Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”

(Source: lipgallagers, via mazewolfs)

"Donnie Darko." What the hell kind of name is that? It’s like some sort of superhero or something. What makes you think I’m not?

(Source: amandaseyfried, via normaanreedus)

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

(via the-lite-oftheworld)

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via the-lite-oftheworld)

lifehackable:

More Life Saving Hacks Here

(via the-lite-oftheworld)

liamdryden:

the-final-companion:

doctorandroseinatardis:

cooltennant:

this scene was wild from start to finish

One of my favorites moments ever!

In the worst episode of all time.

(via mydamnsunshine)

(Source: corporation-cats, via kaidanalienko)

blink-182-bashers:

funfrom4chan:

What the fuck do we do now?

take a picture,  thats it. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via assbaka)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via king-of-sweaters)